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Conspiracy Theory

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Created by bjw > 9 months ago, 7 Mar 2024
bjw
QLD, 3647 posts
7 Mar 2024 5:55PM
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Does Windsurfing or Kitesurfing make you more susceptible to believing ridiculous conspiracy theories.

My theory is that Windsurfing makes you believe a lot of crazy stuff.

FormulaNova
WA, 14848 posts
7 Mar 2024 4:43PM
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I think kitesurfing just makes you not notice really obvious stuff.... like how close you are to other water users and who has right of way

So maybe you can apply that to believing other things?

jn1
SA, 2490 posts
7 Mar 2024 7:18PM
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Surf rules or sailing rules ?

psychojoe
WA, 2160 posts
7 Mar 2024 5:00PM
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The answer is both. Although windsurfing means your age bracket is even further in to the cohort that wore the wrath of Thomas Midgley Jr. In general IQ scoring is adjusted to allow for each generation getting smarter, however, I.Q.s everywhere dropped a few points, thanks to Midgley's leaded fuels.

bjw
QLD, 3647 posts
7 Mar 2024 7:34PM
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FormulaNova said..
I think kitesurfing just makes you not notice really obvious stuff.... like how close you are to other water users and who has right of way


I always give way to flat earthers and dudes who have a sticker on their car that says "I shoot and I vote"

jn1
SA, 2490 posts
7 Mar 2024 8:48PM
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psychojoe said..
The answer is both. Although windsurfing means your age bracket is even further in to the cohort that wore the wrath of Thomas Midgley Jr. In general IQ scoring is adjusted to allow for each generation getting smarter, however, I.Q.s everywhere dropped a few points, thanks to Midgley's leaded fuels.

Not to mention all Windsurfers drink crafted mid strength beer.

Did Midgley die of Polio ?

psychojoe
WA, 2160 posts
7 Mar 2024 7:25PM
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jn1 said..


psychojoe said..
The answer is both. Although windsurfing means your age bracket is even further in to the cohort that wore the wrath of Thomas Midgley Jr. In general IQ scoring is adjusted to allow for each generation getting smarter, however, I.Q.s everywhere dropped a few points, thanks to Midgley's leaded fuels.



Not to mention all Windsurfers drink crafted mid strength beer.

Did Midgley die of Polio ?



I know he suffered polio. Not sure if it was the cause of his death.

Edit: I googled it.
Midgley contracted polio in 1940 and was left disabled; in 1944, he was found strangled to death by a device he devised to allow him to get out of bed unassisted. It was reported to the public that he had been accidentally killed by his own invention, but his death was privately declared a suicide.

FormulaNova
WA, 14848 posts
7 Mar 2024 8:57PM
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bjw said..

FormulaNova said..
I think kitesurfing just makes you not notice really obvious stuff.... like how close you are to other water users and who has right of way



I always give way to flat earthers and dudes who have a sticker on their car that says "I shoot and I vote"


I give way to fish-stickers as I think they think they have god on their side.

CH3MTR4IL5
WA, 790 posts
7 Mar 2024 9:45PM
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I think its because we're offshore on the water you can see how flat the earth is and see all the chemtrails, if you're indoors a lot you don't notice it as much.



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