MY HOLY SHRINE
MY HOLY SHRINE:- The Naish International Paddleboard Race www.mauipaddleboard.com/race.php?title=race is THE BEST race on the PLANET. You can't beat - The People - The Place - Kelly's Shuttle Bus - The Vibe and The After Party. I just love the place can't get enough of Maliko I froth like a little grommet thats has ADHD, thats had too much red cottee's cordial, always hassling Kelly for another lift up to the Gulch to do a paddle back. Every time I look at the poster I get lock jaw e.g. trismus from the smile on my face.
Only 23 weeks to go can't wait sooo looking forward to it, I'd better cut my beer drinking in half from two cartons to just one carton on the weekend and maybe have only two cap fills of my 65% proof Scrub Turkey Bourbon and start training. 70% proof wreaks the filters. This famous Scrub Turkey Bourbon was distilled and bottled in the backyard of a mates house from the pure water of the Tallebudgera creek and selected grains from Burleigh Headland National Park.
Maui Triple Crown: - I don't care if I come last in this race I just wanna beat my time of 3 hours 35 minutes for 43 kilometres. I've got a $100 dollar bet with Yves, Andrea Moller ex husband for a paddle challenge, if I win it's my shout for dinner at the famous Vietnamese Restaurant A Saigon Cafe in Wailuku, the staff are a laugh a minute, too funny.
Naish Race: - If I can defend my tittle in the 46-59 age division I'll be stoked and get flyblown at the after party. If I come last in my 46-59 age division I'll still get flyblown.
no wonder you can afford all these trips....your drinking methanol you tight bastard ....carlton cold eeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr
I can't wait . Simon from DEEP is coming over for a Maliko and Pai'lolo Run So Looking Forward to the Look on Simons Face after his First Maliko Run he'll be suffering from Trismus ALL DAY just from the Smile on his Face.
Pre-race and start M2M