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Jingle Bells

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Created by Simondo > 9 months ago, 27 Dec 2014
Simondo
VIC, 8020 posts
27 Dec 2014 3:09PM
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Gotta laugh!






Simondo
VIC, 8020 posts
27 Dec 2014 3:15PM
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Separately, on of my all time funny Christmas Surfing stories is;

A plumber on The Northern Beaches, Sydney was doing some work under a house at Palm Beach. Afterwards, he asked the oldish Jewish Lady if she was interested in selling the old single fins surfboards under the house... Her response, "Oh, I forgot about them, they were Christmas presents for the boys back in 1977!"...

Sadly, she wouldn't sell them! The were unridden!
2 boards, I was told...

Cobra
9106 posts
27 Dec 2014 12:32PM
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Simondo that story reminds me of a plumber mate of mine.
last year he was at a job and noticed that their next door neighbours had a surf board in a carport that looked the same as one he had stollen from under his house 20somthing years ago.
he walked over and inspected the board,, yep it had his name on the stringer.
when he told me he was angry and thinking of going back and taking the board back…but he didn't.

vanders1
QLD, 3809 posts
27 Dec 2014 3:24PM
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Cobra said..
Simondo that story reminds me of a plumber mate of mine.
last year he was at a job and noticed that their next door neighbours had a surf board in a carport that looked the same as one he had stollen from under his house 20somthing years ago.
he walked over and inspected the board,, yep it had his name on the stringer.
when he told me he was angry and thinking of going back and taking the board back…but he didn't.



Yeah wouldn't that stir some emotions!

Would've been hard to not go back for sure.

surfbroker
NSW, 1488 posts
27 Dec 2014 4:36PM
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Struth..I'd be straight to them with the story and wanting it back

Ted the Kiwi
NSW, 14256 posts
27 Dec 2014 4:43PM
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surfbroker said..
Struth..I'd be straight to them with the story and wanting it back


+ 1

Funny story Simondo.

They have a surfing Santa in these parts - the Elf is on a SDR





thePup
13831 posts
27 Dec 2014 6:30PM
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<start>
jingle bells , jingle bells , jingle all the way ....
oh what fun it would be old cock , to get some decent farking waves ....
jingle bells , jingle bells , jingle all the way ....
oh what stoke I would reap if I had a farking half indecent ride ....
jingle bells , jingle farking bells .... jingle all the farking way ....
oh what froth I'm deprived of now , it's filthy as a black sordid sin ....
<end>

Macaha
QLD, 21945 posts
28 Dec 2014 4:05AM
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Hey Simondo I got chatting to a guy in the surf yesterday he is from Bells his name is Lance said he knows you.he mentioned he surfed the North Shore the day before then I watched him take the next wave haha full of ****??

chrispy
WA, 9675 posts
28 Dec 2014 2:27AM
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Macaha said...
Hey Simondo I got chatting to a guy in the surf yesterday he is from Bells his name is Lance said he knows you.he mentioned he surfed the North Shore the day before then I watched him take the next wave haha full of ****??


Surfs at chickens

Macaha
QLD, 21945 posts
28 Dec 2014 8:40AM
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Haha

Macaha
QLD, 21945 posts
28 Dec 2014 8:59AM
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Matt surfing 3 foot sun set shore break



laceys lane
QLD, 19803 posts
28 Dec 2014 9:06AM
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well looks ummm good

Macaha
QLD, 21945 posts
28 Dec 2014 9:09AM
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Blown out here mate

laceys lane
QLD, 19803 posts
28 Dec 2014 9:18AM
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pretty average here too.


might do a road trip to byron. not mct, but maddog. there's a board or two i want to look at

Macaha
QLD, 21945 posts
28 Dec 2014 10:06AM
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wtf

Macaha
QLD, 21945 posts
28 Dec 2014 10:08AM
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Macaha
QLD, 21945 posts
28 Dec 2014 10:09AM
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Simondo
VIC, 8020 posts
28 Dec 2014 4:52PM
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Nice one Mak!
Not sure if I know anyone called Lance!... I know heaps of faces down here, but not so much names...

Ted the Kiwi
NSW, 14256 posts
28 Dec 2014 6:09PM
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Macaha said..
Matt surfing 3 foot sun set shore break





So was Santa nice to Matt and delivered him some more boards

Loving the pics Mac - please keep them coming !

Ted the Kiwi
NSW, 14256 posts
28 Dec 2014 6:19PM
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Here is some feel good xmas stuff Simondo - the kids reaction is classic. 2.8 millions views in just a few days - the fella who posted it will be making some cashola as well ! Everyones a winner !




Macaha
QLD, 21945 posts
28 Dec 2014 8:26PM
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Ted I've discovered Matt has son friends here both male and female had a great night with his Cali GF and mum tonight

Ted the Kiwi
NSW, 14256 posts
28 Dec 2014 10:37PM
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you behave yourself out there Mac



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