The controversy and frustration of windsurfers no longer allowed to "red thumb" each other on Seabreeze.com flows out into the real world.
Pick which one of these three said he was going to quit windsurfing and buy a kite.
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"Sorry bro, but I can't hear you over the sound of my awesomeness."
"what did you do with my windsurfer ?"
"sorry but I forgot to put the vent screw in and it sank !"
Yeah so f^%king what........I'm the one wearing the accredited GPS!
[it's hard to believe it's almost been a year since Peter's death]
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Fark Peter !! Im' loosing my hair too!!!
It's okay Micah, when it all falls off, you'll just have to grow a big moustache and no one will notice !
Bros before hoes man! You crossed the line when you screwed my wife last night. You better start swimming fast.
What do you mean you bought me a case of Emu Export for loosing the bet, I said F**king Carona!!! Where not in Western F**king Australia!!!
Argument rages thick and fast on the Heyerdahl team as to whether or not the ancient Pharaohs put vent screws in their sailboards.
I show you what I learned at basket weaving class and all I get from you sorry mob is “the bottoms going to peel off” and “the tails going to fall off" - not even a “well done”.
Err sorry, good job. That’s um, really impressive work. Um, er, just um, maybe, um, better not jump it.
I told you to bring the starboard gemini you idiot. Now if you get off the board at least one of us will be able to start.
Bill began to waterstart as Pete and Micah's 'who can tread water the highest' contest was getting a bit old.
Bring on the season.
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Bros before hoes man! You crossed the line when you screwed my wife last night. You better start swimming fast.
Close.
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Bros before hoes man! You crossed the line when you had oral sex with my wife last night! So how did I taste?
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"I told you first thing this morning I was wearing my Pegasus Tee! You can't stand me being unique - can you? This is MY flamboyance!"
The PWA Harry Potter Appreciation Society discuss the relative merits of Hufflepuff verses Gryffindor.
Yeah, I told you my halitosis was getting better since I've been gargling sea water
"It's ok darling, come here. I am sure that you were faster than that bad windsurfer"
"Stop crying and I'll help you untangle all your lines"
Calm down sweet cheeks! it's ok!
Tomorrow we will have a pink board, pink boom and pink trim on our clothes, it will look so much better than the gold board with the gold boom trim!
That will get us on the cover of the Myers Spring Essentials catalogue surely!
For the Speed Sailors
You always get like this when you look at your Canmore! Only look at your GT-31 ok!
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Has this one been done yet?
Billy wasn't impressed when his 47kt Pb run was challenged..
"I'm gayer than you, I get to go next."
'No, I'm gayer than you, I get to go next'
