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Nothing hits the spot like heavily laced, Bootleg Champagne.
Select to expand quoteMark _australia said..
Three guys one shoe
Just give it straight to Mark_ Australia.
GOLD 
Alas, Ricciardo's 2017 season turned to sh$t once he started doing shoey's before the race start....
Select to expand quoteMark _australia said..
Three guys one shoe
I don't think they are rugby league players.
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Knock knock!
Who's There?
Shoe cum!
Shoe cum who?
Cum outta the shoe!!
And they say, that's how you win the races, the person who cums in first. But Bubba, he cums in his shoe and drinks it too.
Barforama!!!
Then he can have his cake and eat it too!!
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Hans was a sucker for the "old vomit in the shoe trick, again"
Select to expand quoteSparky said..
How about red thumbs just for caption competitions when people go too far?
I agree, the Caption Compt are a special category of post that is enhanced by judicious use of red thumbs
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I won CC443. I feel like celebrating
Ricardo was looking for his spare car key but hadn't realised he had sweated so much
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Knock knock!
Who's There?
Shoe cum!
Shoe cum who?
Cum outta the shoe!!
And they say, that's how you win the races, the person who cums in first. But Bubba, he cums in his shoe and drinks it too.
Barforama!!!
Then he can have his cake and eat it too!!
Knock knock?
Whos there?
Hat.
Hat who?
No, hat shoe.
Oh, bless you.
(note, not a single mention of bodily fluids)
There was a young man from Australia
Who bested his peers in Malaysia
He pulled off his shoe
Topped it with Grand Cru
And frothed it all over his facia
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Who the fark drinks out of a shoe
Michael Shoemacher 
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No, very sadly, he drinks out of a straw.
The last great F1 driver, very sad indead
Similar to the game "soggy Sao", played by lifesavers and footy players, drivers play "soggy shoe" .....
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I won CC443. I feel like celebrating
Congrats Carantoc, you were a shoe-in....
Has Carantoc droped the ball or is he ill with a tummy bug from his recent shoey.
The move from "Red Bull" to "Red Dog" sponsorship has led to a "Rabies-like" celebration on the winners podium
