Holy Costume Party Wonder Woman, who are those people on the water with boardshorts over their suits?
I think they're what you call Kitesurfers Batman!
Gotham is just not ready for this yet.
Oh Batman, can you help me tune this Invisible Wonder Sail 7.0? It's feeling a bit tight in the leech !!
Sure, Just follow the Invisible Rigging Instruction to the Invisible Letter Wonderwoman !!!
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WW; Seriously Batman boardies over a wetty? The teabagger beach is down that a way...
Wonder Woman didn't seem to care, but Batman was as proud as Coffs Harbour with his own Big Banana.
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Wonder Woman didn't seem to care, but Batman was as proud as Coffs Harbour with his own Big Banana.
What's that you're riding batman?
It's my Bananananana-nananananana-nanananana Batboard!
It's so HOT today. Why I have to pick a neoprene wetsuit as my super-power enhancing uniform?
I've sweated right through it.
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Waxing. Not very popular in the 70's
Yes but looking at your own reflection was, and now it has returned, but now they call it the selfie.
Even Batman is checking out his bat-selfie.
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WW -Where's he gone now?
BM -Fu#@d if I know!
I still can't spot him.
WW - (Note to self) Let's not ever go surfing again with the Invisible Man
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Who knew ?
No no no.... you go first Wonder Woman... I want to see you duck dive under that first set
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Holy humps on the horizon Wonder Woman, that's a big set!
Paddles thats SO on the money. 
Superhero stakeout.
In the guise of casual beachgoers the bane of evil doers everywhere surreptitiously survey the crowd.
Yes that's it Wonder Woman. Dont move the surf bat mirror. I think I see the Penguin. This is far too warm for his natural habitat. What nefarious activity is he up to?
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Holy humps on the horizon Wonder Woman, that's a big set!
I'm going to say this so often now.
I was thinking about set waves and a big south swell on the horizon fellas ..................... 
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Who knew ?
Before the success of the TV series Baywatch, an earlier pilot of Batwatch didn't impress audiences...
hope Batman realizes he has to rescue the WonderBra with that banana board of his !!
"Robin you've changed! This transgender thing has gone too far, what's next, magic bracelets?"
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Don't look down there are people watching, there is literally a forest creeping out of the crotch region of your wonder suit. Apparently you are not aware that women are now waxing or shaving that region, I have an extra pair of bat shorts I can loan you, just act casual and walk over here with me to my bag.
And the winner is...........Paddles Beachmere for "Holy humps on the horizon". Over to you Paddles.
