Select to expand quoteMark _australia said..
Obama-san chop chop many chillies for eat,
good for election.
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Arggh, I wanted to be a dancer but I couldn't do the splits. This time I have the tools to relax my abductor tendons.
After being hit in the back of the head by an unidentified object, Obama-san turned and exclaimed:
"Which Kung Fu that!"
Stung by Republican criticism that he's soft on terror, Obama authorises the release of his new action figure.
Abbott soon followed with his own "Mad Shaolin Monk", just beating "ScoMo the Friendly Bear" onto shelves.
Big Wang has been hired by the A.K.P. to enforce their "No strings attached" policy. 
(Anti Kite Patrol.)
Every now and then, when he knew he wouldn't be disturbed in the Oval Office, Barrack would swing those swords and break into song and dance...
America
America
America, F__k Yeah!
Comin' again to save the mo______in' day, Yeah
America, F__k Yeah!
Freedom is the only way, Yeah....
Electric whipper snippers are for commies
This is how real men trim their Bushes (snr and jnr)
Spot the difference :
GI Joe Action Figure
Barrack Obama
one is a slightly strange looking puppet, pointless unless controlled by a somebody else and which looks only in whatever direction the puppet master points its eyes
the other is a child's toy
And then still forgot. OK this was a crap pic and 12 days is long enough for anyone. Winner:
Albers.
sorry for lateness
