Man they missed the all important one;
"Needs more downhaul"
or my favourite "I'm just going for a quick sail Honey. Back soon"
"one more run" hahahah (always results in busted UJ, walk of shame, injury etc. Sometimes two from the list lol)
What about the one word that confuses the crap out of every non windsurfer.
"Is it picking up?"
"Its getting a bit gusty"
"You reckon it'll still happen?"
"How's it looking?"
"It's smokin'"
"one more run" hahahah (always results in busted UJ, walk of shame, injury etc. Sometimes two from the list lol)
Fixed that by not ever saying "one more run". Instead I say "a couple more runs" and come in after one. That tricks Murphy.