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It has been declared as New Carantocland.
It will be a place of utopian happiness and joy, presided over by the great-protector. A place that welcomes all#, that cares for the weak and downtrodden. A place that we can all call home. It will be filled with marvel and wonder. An island of peace and tranquillity, from where you can sit and give great gratitude you don't have flop about on that piss-weak dribbly left-hander on the mainland.
Welcome one and all, to New Carantocland.
#Except FormulaNova. FN will have to pass some basic immigration and security checks at the front gate before being able to apply for a visa.
I'm sick of caring for the weak and downtrodden, can't you just let them drown like a true utopia?
2 questions.
1) Do you have to be vaccinated?
2) Do you accept BTC for processing fees?
It seems the people have spoken.
And this is a place of democracy. The great-protector will only intervene when democracy isn't working.
So, few updates:
- It will be so good, it has been decided to name it twice. The official name will now be New Carantocland - New Carantocland.
-The weak and downtrodden will be limited a small enclave and will be fenced in to prevent mingling with the rest of the population
- Everyone will have to be 100% vaccinated to stop all diseases and create utopia. But you can chose to be self-vaccinated, or identify as vaccinated. Any non-binary vaccination status will be openly accepted.
- BTC will be accepted. Accepted as a worthless nothing other than a speculative nothing that has the high potential to create economic disaster for all. Hence all BTC is to be surrendered to the great-protector at the border.
Be-jeezus. Everybody wants something don't they. It's take-take-take already in the wonderful new world.
Oh, well - yes, myscreenname, you can be official Commandant of the Re-education Dept. of New Carantocland - New Carantocland. Your annual budget will be set at the next meeting of the New Carantocland - New Carantocland finance committee. You can chose your own uniform.
decrepit - you can have all the free power you want (for domestic purposes only). But. it may be a mix of geothermal and wind, sourced from the future Illawarra wind farm, where New Carantocland - New Carantocland will off-shore all it's heavy industry and polluting generators.
Why not use the weak and downtrodden to power decrepit's home while we wait to harness the thermal power from the volcano?
If we set up a breeding program, we could call it renewable energy.
Maybe encourage/coerce them to ride modified exercise bikes fitted with dynamos. I was reading that a bike could generate 200 watts in an hour. For reference a laptop needs around 50 watts in an hour.
10 bikes ridden 24 hours per day might even provide enough energy to mine some bitcoin.
I'm not sure why psycojoe wants to drown them and you wish to keep them isolated in enclaves.
The good looking ones could be repurposed to provide intimate services for those living in utopia, this would also benefit the breeding program.
This could all form part of the curriculum in the re-education enclaves.
In a true utopia, the element of money would need to be removed from the intrinsic connection between life, love, money, and time. How will you achieve this? Will it be communism, will there simply be no possessions on New Carantocland- New Carantocland, or will you just eliminate the concept of interest?
I don't think you need to harness the volcano's power.
Just create a university, to spread the word of Carlantoc Marx. They'll love it and the hot air around it will be greater to that from the volcano.
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Wouldn't it be part of Japan if it is growing inside their territorial waters?
I think that actually means it's part of China
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Is the UN going to have any role in this new utopia?
Integral.
It will not be a legitimate country until it gets its own seabreeze weather graph
What happened to this thread?
Carantoc have you deserted utopia?
Without your leadership and protection. what will happen to us?
Calm down, calm down.
The pace of life on New Carantocland - New Carantocland is one of serenity and mindfulness. Decisions are not made based on the 5-minute headline in the morning papers, or what has been posted on seabreeze.com.au forums at 3 in the morning.
New Carantocland - New Carantocland does not want to make the same mistakes Mr Blogg made.
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The official sport of New Carantocland - New Carantocland will be Candycrush.
Other sporting activities will be encouraged.
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The official sport of New Carantocland - New Carantocland will be Candycrush.
Other sporting activities will be encouraged.
Official stance on Hero Wars?
Do we have to renounce our Australian citizenship?
I don't want to be unaustralian like some other people on Seabreeze.
No.
In New Carantocland - New Carantocland everyone is free to be a sovereign citizen. You are not subservient to the state.
Although, by setting foot on this new land you accept the contract between yourself and all the other sovereign citizens. Which - may be a bit complicated to manage if there are more than about one citizen. Hence, these multiple individual contracts will be administered by a department of the non-state entity of New Carantocland - New Carantocland for simplicity. The terms and conditions will soon be drawn up by the new department and will be printed on small cards at the gate.
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Official stance on Hero Wars?
On New Carantocland - New Carantocland the two words 'hero' and 'war' do not appear together.
'Hero' and 'peace' will be like ebony and ivory sitting together on the piano keyboard in perfect harmony.
Since you're sitting in a suburb of Japan, isn't saying herro just casual politeness?
In New Carantocland - New Carantocland all the toxic males will be sent to the enclave of the weak and downtrodden.
In there you can have all the rumpy pumpy you want with them, Commandant myscreenname.
