New Carantocland - New Carantocland is open to all.
You don't need an invite. Why ? is rumpy pumpy with Clementine Ford on your bucket list ?
But yes, be assured there will be Clemetines.
And satsumas. and tangelos and even the OG orange.
Mangoes, pineapples and bananas. And peaches. there will be many soft, fresh peaches. And grapes for all.
No celery though. Ain't nobody like dat ****.
Will this new country accept refugees fleeing from chris249's final solution for conspiracy theorist and free-thinkers
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Will this new country accept refugees fleeing from chris249's final solution for conspiracy theorist and free-thinkers
Yeah....buuuuut......
It is only a small island. Not sure all the world except one will fit on it.
..and Tony, just to re-iterate, not if they come by boat. Don't want to upset you now do we.
Select to expand quoteCarantoc said..TonyAbbott said..
Will this new country accept refugees fleeing from chris249's final solution for conspiracy theorist and free-thinkers
Yeah....buuuuut......
It is only a small island. Not sure all the world except one will fit on it.
..and Tony, just to re-iterate, not if they come by boat. Don't want to upset you now do we.
You are going to need good men like me in this utopia.....
To stop the boats, I have proven history of being successful in this regards.
I do it once I have paid people smugglers a small fortune to get me there by boat.
You don't need a boat to get to New Carantocland - New Carantocland Tony.
Just givy ya dear old mate Bronny Bishop a call and see if you can borrow her taxpayer funded chopper.
Its over.
The dream is over.
Turns out New Carantocland - New Carantocland's closest neighbour is an island that stinks of sulphur and is full of old US nuclear bombs they disposed of down a volcano crater that is about to get red hot. What could go wrong ?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iwo_Jima
This dragon is out.
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Its over.
The dream is over.
Turns out New Carantocland - New Carantocland's closest neighbour is an island that stinks of sulphur and is full of old US nuclear bombs they disposed of down a volcano crater that is about to get red hot. What could go wrong ?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iwo_Jima
This dragon is out.
And I was so looking forward to that uniform, re-educating those in the enclave and the freedom of uninhibited rumpy pumpy.
Maybe you can find some land elsewhere?
How high tech are we?
Can we get to outer space?
Hollow out an asteroid, and insert a FTL drive of some sort.
Go visiting neighbouring solar systems, perhaps.
Who knows what we might find.
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Maybe you can find some land elsewhere?
Alas... I believe Byron is full.
'Tis hard to come to the realisation that bitcoin outlasted New Carantocland - New Carantocland.
Perhaps myscreenname should be hailed as the new Baba Vanga. Such worldy insights that us mear mortals seek to mock, but in that mocking only reveal our own ignorance (Carantoc 2023)
I will complete the final chapter and fill in forms to the UN to request de-registration asap.
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Its over.
Maybe you can find some land elsewhere?
I hear Palestine has a new land release.
Im declareing WAR against karentiktocland and all its inhabitants
Also im declareing to help build karantiktoclands roads and electricity grid to lease it to them but to never let them actually own it so theyre forever indebted to me.
Also you dont mind if i have a small police/military base just to protect my countrys slaves while they build my i mean our roads right
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Im declareing WAR against karentiktocland and all its inhabitants
Also im declareing to help build karantiktoclands roads and electricity grid to lease it to them but to never let them actually own it so theyre forever indebted to me.
Also you dont mind if i have a small police/military base just to protect my countrys slaves while they build my i mean our roads right
Will these be toll roads or free to use?
