I dunno Ob,I might give ya a run for ya money on that YOU DROPPED IN ON ME YOU STUPID OLD KOOK award
Vanders, you disappointed me, I was sure you were going to come back with:
" GET IT RIGHT OB IT WAS QUADRUPLE OVERHEAD
"
I think MR is going to need a bit of love and attention, that's 2 of his so called mates that have cast dispersions on his manhood
Im out for this trip,when i heard that the crew contained wine wankers i had to resort to an old Colonel Flagg trick and f##k myself up for my own sake and theirs
No no MR, you've got all your trips wrong, have you got a touch of that old timers disease
I don't think Vanders was at Plomer when you took the Munoz for a spin, and did that in depth study of the rock shelf, it was the woopi weekend when Vander left in the arvo and then you turned up on your way to the goldy.
I told you how Vanders kept banging on about how good this wave was out the back, and he could not believe I missed it.
We went out the next day and it was still pumping, I stayed on the inside again and you paddled out to the far point. Next thing I know, you're beside me again on the inside and looking very subdued, to say the least. As I remember, the exchange went as follows.
MR- (in an undertone) Remember that wave Vanders was talking to you about yesterday.
OB - (eyes rolling) remember it??? the bugger would not shut up about it. he was well pissed that I did not see it. Why you asking
MR- (still managing to hold it together) It's possible that he may have understated the size
OB- What
MR - As I was going out the back a rogue one came through on the outside and cleaned me up, that's why I'm back here so quick, big hold down, I thought I was a gonner, they're big.
Now I will admit that you did manage to hold your composure throughout our exchange, however, there was a very unpleasant odour in the air after that, and I don't recall you ever wearing that wetty again.
You must remember that weekend, It was the one where you picked out that very pleasant Merlot for me to take to that dinner.
yeah be out 4-6 weeks surgery for tendon contracture,looks like waves could be good but i can't drive till next week or so although i can drink left handed,ill be looking forward to reports and photos as they happen,if you come across a lady getting too many waves at arra feel free to drop in on her she loves party waves
Forget about surfing, an injury like that would ruin my sex life
Oh wait! I'm right handed
Forget it, I'm all good
If there's a problem, I could take the boards back to Sydney while you went back up north with Vanders. But then I know that you would definitely want to ride them on you way down south again.
Do you want me to throw the big 3 board straps in the car?
Pray for a miracle and bring your best onshore board folks !
....damn, that Friday wind has changed a full 180 degrees from perfect to ****e.
What I was promised 2 meters of pumping A geez oh well I've got 2 hands to drink but it won't be wine.