Is it true that this a shot of you blokes on beach and some of the chicks you tried to tune up on your last venture
Geez they're Victoria's Secret Catwalkers compared to what Obs got into last time mate 
Select to expand quoteAl G said..obct said..
I better introduce a power ranking system for those of you playing at home who may not know all he greenroom star participants and their recent form.
The Pup
Strengths -
Layback turns and BBQs
Weaknesses -
Wine wanking
Greenroom- So Pup, what do you think will be your biggest challenge over the weekend?
PUP- That would have to be the wind.
Greenroom - You're of course referring to the prediction of a North East wind.
PUP - No, I mean OBs arse, you dumb prick
Al G
Strengths -
Ability to hold a beer in both hands while siphoning a third one on the table with his dick.
Weaknesses -
old Holdens
Greenroom- Tell us Al, how do you see the weekend shaping up?
Al - Burp, fart, slurp, what?
Greenroom - The weekend!!!! what are your thoughts ?
Al - will OB be there farting his brains out again ?
Greenroom - Not sure, why?
Al - because it makes me beer go flat and it's peeling the paint off me old wagon, tell the prick to shove a cork in it for the weekend.
MR
Strengths -
The ability to sing the chorus line from Oklahoma
Weaknesses -
The ability to sing the chorus line from Oklahoma
Greenroom - So where do you see yourself in the power rankings after the weekend ?
MR - OOOOOOOOOkalhoma where wind come sweeping down the plain, OOOOOklahoma
Greenroom - Never mind
Surfanimal
Strengths -
Collecting and polishing boards,
Weaknesses -
Surf sessions at daybreak when everyone else is still sh!tfaced from the night before
Greenroom - Are you looking forward to the competition SA?
SA - Wax on, wax off, wax on, wax off, rub, rub, wax on, wax off, rub rub.
Greenroom - We could come back where you're done with the polishing?
SA - No, you don't understand, it always needs doing, it's never done, pass me that wax remover.
OBCT
Strengths -
The ability to burp out the first 4 bars of Scotland the Brave
Weaknesses -
Irritable bowel syndrome and erectile disfunction
Greenroom - in the past, you've been accused excessive farting during these events, is that just a ploy to in some way discombobulate your opponents?
OB - WTF does Discombobulate mean, dickhead?
Greenroom - confuse or disrupt!
OB- discombobulate this turd features, Brrrrrraaaaaattttt 
hahahaha,classic Ob
How come MAC never got a mention...?
Given enough time and enough wine, I'll think of more
I'm just starting with the low hanging fruit, Mac presents a problem, how do you take the piss without a mention of his board maker, because that's just too easy.
I should just give in and do it anyway.
Select to expand quotebazz61 said..Al G said..obct said..
I better introduce a power ranking system for those of you playing at home who may not know all he greenroom star participants and their recent form.
The Pup
Strengths -
Layback turns and BBQs
Weaknesses -
Wine wanking
Greenroom- So Pup, what do you think will be your biggest challenge over the weekend?
PUP- That would have to be the wind.
Greenroom - You're of course referring to the prediction of a North East wind.
PUP - No, I mean OBs arse, you dumb prick
Al G
Strengths -
Ability to hold a beer in both hands while siphoning a third one on the table with his dick.
Weaknesses -
old Holdens
Greenroom- Tell us Al, how do you see the weekend shaping up?
Al - Burp, fart, slurp, what?
Greenroom - The weekend!!!! what are your thoughts ?
Al - will OB be there farting his brains out again ?
Greenroom - Not sure, why?
Al - because it makes me beer go flat and it's peeling the paint off me old wagon, tell the prick to shove a cork in it for the weekend.
MR
Strengths -
The ability to sing the chorus line from Oklahoma
Weaknesses -
The ability to sing the chorus line from Oklahoma
Greenroom - So where do you see yourself in the power rankings after the weekend ?
MR - OOOOOOOOOkalhoma where wind come sweeping down the plain, OOOOOklahoma
Greenroom - Never mind
Surfanimal
Strengths -
Collecting and polishing boards,
Weaknesses -
Surf sessions at daybreak when everyone else is still sh!tfaced from the night before
Greenroom - Are you looking forward to the competition SA?
SA - Wax on, wax off, wax on, wax off, rub, rub, wax on, wax off, rub rub.
Greenroom - We could come back where you're done with the polishing?
SA - No, you don't understand, it always needs doing, it's never done, pass me that wax remover.
OBCT
Strengths -
The ability to burp out the first 4 bars of Scotland the Brave
Weaknesses -
Irritable bowel syndrome and erectile disfunction
Greenroom - in the past, you've been accused excessive farting during these events, is that just a ploy to in some way discombobulate your opponents?
OB - WTF does Discombobulate mean, dickhead?
Greenroom - confuse or disrupt!
OB- discombobulate this turd features, Brrrrrraaaaaattttt
hahahaha,classic Ob
How come MAC never got a mention...?
never heard of him
Select to expand quoteMacaha said..
I must have one of those faces that says, take the piss out of me
No. I won't have it.
Everyone should show more repect
To my very good friend
Select to expand quotelaceys lane said..Macaha said..
I must have one of those faces that says, take the piss out of me
No. I won't have it.
Everyone should show more repect
To my very good friend
If he's your very good friend you should go on a road trip with him
Select to expand quoteAl G said..laceys lane said..Macaha said..
I must have one of those faces that says, take the piss out of me
No. I won't have it.
Everyone should show more repect
To my very good friend
If he's your very good friend you should go on a road trip with him
Lacey you are so nice at times, very rare but thanks
Now I'm not one the call or text people, never have been but I'm worried about Vanders.
See for the second time after a road trip he disappears, gone,no surfing, no nothing.
Are road trips any good for him
Is he surfed outShoulders gone.
Select to expand quotethePup said..
Geez what do you mean are they any good for him 
Well Pup he disappears after every one of them so whats the go?
Bit of a mid season clean up after Number 8 will see the Vanderslammer a very dangerous customer come summer champion 
Select to expand quotethePup said..
Bit of a mid season clean up after Number 8 will see the Vanderslammer a very dangerous customer come summer champion
Summer so he is out for winter prime longboard waves.
And the power rankings continue as excitement builds to fever pitch
LanceF
Strengths -
Never a slave to style
Weaknesses -
shopping at Lowes
Greenroom - some of the contestants have voiced their concerns about you having an unfair advantage for your cutbacks by dropping your left testical in the water for a rudder, how do you respond to the criticism?
Lance - C'mon, that was just that limp dick prick OB who said that wasn't it ?
Greenroom - Well now that you mention it, yes, it was just him.
Lance - Thought so, he's never forgiven me for hitting on the head with me left nut when he was paddling back out one day.
Climber
Strengths -
Enjoys riding longboards
Weeknesses -
Enjoys riding shortboards
Greenroom - It's rumoured you're looming as the dark horse.
Climber - I never touched a horse, who told you about the horse, was it OB? I bet it was OB. I wouldn't trust anything that lying bastard said, besides, he was even drunker than me that night, and it wasn't a horse, it was a nanny goat, but it wasn't me that touched the nanny goat either, it was OB, I swear it was OB.
Greenroom - By "Dark Horse" I meant and unknown quantity.
Climber - Oh, I knew that, I was just joking with all that other stuff I said, honest.
Makaha
Strengths -
Ability to adapt quickly to new equipment
Weaknesses -
Having to adapt to new equipment every 2 weeks
Greenroom - So 6 weeks out from the event, how do you rate your chances?
Mac - not good, things will need to improve significantly before I'm comfortable.
Greenroom - In what way?
Mac - I can't decide between the red stripes on the white background, or the red on a yellow background, fading to white at the tail.
Greenroom - Sounds like you're in a real dilemma
Mac - You're not wrong, I have to take 2 chairs with me everywhere I go.
Greenroom - Why?
Mac - So I've always got somewhere to sit, I'm beside myself
Select to expand quotefunny.
good news is despite mac injuring his knee , he is still going and wants to be the road trip photohog
Select to expand quotelaceys lane said..funny.
good news is despite mac injuring his knee , he is still going and wants to be the road trip photohog
Breaking news. After being badly shown up by SA last trip, mac spent today scoping out the lastest camera gear with his mate von piros. Look out . You guys will by buzzed be the best drone money can buy.
Also on the agenda is semi trailor loaded with a design room. Shaping bay and glassing bay. The last compartment at the back will have shaper bob mct in a glass cell for all to see between byron and arrawarra. The idea is while sa has his racks out cleaning and polishing his boards , mac will have a brand new board by saturday afternoon. All done in the front of the camping ground. Filmed entirely by piros Yep. Mac wants his crown back in a big way. The knee will be fine im informed. Bring it on
Select to expand quotelaceys lane said..
mac doing a practice run ready for his arrival in arrawarra town, rd trip 8
King of negative, your mates self destructing.You can cock your leg and keep pissing on me.
www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/Stand-Up-Paddle/SUP/Open-ocean-foiling?page=1#lastpost
What are you doing in that room Mac ...?
when are you going to come out of the closet & admit to the LB forum your a sup rider in drag...?
Select to expand quoteMacaha said..laceys lane said..
mac doing a practice run ready for his arrival in arrawarra town, rd trip 8
King of negative, your mates self destructing.You can cock your leg and keep pissing on me.
www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/Stand-Up-Paddle/SUP/Open-ocean-foiling?page=1#lastpost
put a sock in misery guts. pommies never get it
Select to expand quotebazz61 said..
What are you doing in that room Mac ...? when are you going to come out of the closet & admit to the LB forum your a sup rider in drag...?
Did you see me wondering around my old stomping ground last night in Broadbeach
Select to expand quoteMacaha said..bazz61 said..
What are you doing in that room Mac ...? when are you going to come out of the closet & admit to the LB forum your a sup rider in drag...?
Did you see me wondering around my old stomping ground last night in Broadbeach
Nope
