Jack Daniels girl's family never showed at her engagement party, they were culturally opposed to mixer-raced marriages...
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OK ignore the first one!
This is the one to use.
drop a mentos in me and watch me explode!
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Bit unusual, but new ones are hard to find! Hope it has potential.
why did the chicken cross the road? It had no choice, it was glued to the cat who was glued to the dog who was glued to the donkey
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Bit unusual, but new ones are hard to find! Hope it has potential.
Nope, no rabbit in those head lights.
OK - you guys have surprised me by coming up with funnies for the first one, so I think the best solution is to accept entries to both and decide on which was the best overall caption for both.
Apologies for the double posting.
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OK - you guys have surprised me by coming up with funnies for the first one, so I think the best solution is to accept entries to both and decide on which was the best overall caption for both.
Apologies for the double posting.
twice the fun!
Sick-em-rex's caption will be hard to beat. LOL!
Wong realised he had over ordered the Jack and Coke when the party came to an abrupt halt as Woo, the only girl in the room, made an inappropriate joke about a female dog sitting on a large short name for a donkey and how the female dog had a lovely affectionate term for a cat on her that looked great when the word for a male chicken was on it.
In another streak of genius the woo-tan triad realised they could hide the coke in the coke.
But Ethel refused to play along. 'Remember that idea you guys had about the crack' she said.
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...when you really should be apologising for that photoshopped coke image. 
I didn't realise it was! I see what you mean now though. 
The newest religion "The Church of Cocacola" was formaly launched at this huge Coke party.
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Bit unusual, but new ones are hard to find! Hope it has potential.
The Town Musicians of Bremen take the show on the road ....
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After finding Sue's hose at Peel Street, the culprits went on a bender. After seeing various domestic animals glued together and Asian's wearing Coke helmets they soon threw the hose back at the toilet block...
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Bit unusual, but new ones are hard to find! Hope it has potential.
The Town Musicians of Bremen take the show on the road ....
Does anybody know what I'm talking about ?
The old fable ???
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Bit unusual, but new ones are hard to find! Hope it has potential.
The Town Musicians of Bremen take the show on the road ....
Does anybody know what I'm talking about ?
The old fable ???
The Brothers Grimm?
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Richiefish said..
terminal said..
Bit unusual, but new ones are hard to find! Hope it has potential.
The Town Musicians of Bremen take the show on the road ....
Does anybody know what I'm talking about ?
The old fable ???
yes. My mum used to tell me that story. The picture has to be related to that story somehow. Donkey, dog, cat, rooster.
Very clever of you to think of it.
www.pitt.edu/~dash/grimm027.html
I spy with my little eye ............ something beginning with .............. D .......... D .......... C ......... R ..........
And here we see the communal nurturing of the adult Cokes as they gather around the nursery and indulge in friendly badinage and idle gossip in much the same way as penguins. This is no accident because they are in fact penguins.
