After a couple of days with no new posts, I think it's time to call it!
I really liked Waterloo's no mixer marriage,
sick_em_rex's 'drop a Mentos' and also the 'why did the chicken?'
and Richiefish for taking it on the road.
For making the shortlist on both - The winner is - sick_em_rex! Congratulations!
Good luck with #392